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Freezing This Christmas By Sir Keir Starmer & The Granny Harmers

Freezing This Christmas by Sir Keir Starmer and The Granny HarmersThis brilliant spoof is the #1 downloaded song of this year. The MP3 can be purchased directly from iTunes, or from Amazon for just 79p and all proceeds are being donated to AgeUK.👏🏻The song is also #3 in the normal charts despite it being banned by the British Biased Company aka BBC 🤬LyricsTry to imagine a house that’s full of cold,
Try to imagine being 80 years old,
That’s where I’ll be since the cure left me,
I wish tears could heat my home.What can I do without fuel?
I’ve got no place, no place to go,
It’ll be freezing this Christmas without fuel at home,
It’ll be freezing this Christmas while K-Star is warm.
It’ll be cold, so cold without fuel at home this Christmas.And she told me that she doesn’t get out of bed till midday,
Because she didn’t want to turn the heating on.
Each time I remember, I’ve paid taxes all my life,
I cry as I wonder: Will I make it?
 Will my wife?I just break down as I look around,
And the only things I see are foreign walls and open doors,
And a freezing OAP.
It’ll be freezing this Christmas while the money goes abroad.
It’ll be freezing this Christmas while Rachel Reeves is a fraud.
It’ll be cold, so cold without fuel at home this Christmas.We inherited a situation where there was a £22 billion black hole in the public finances. (Reeves speaking).
Do you remember last year when Rishi was here?
We never thought there’d be an end.
And I remember looking at you then,
And I remember thinking that next Christmas things won’t be this bad.
For us, but darling, this year things are even worse.
And we really, we really need warmth.
But two-tier here doesn’t care at all.It’ll be freezing this Christmas without fuel at home,
It’ll be freezing this Christmas while K-Star is warm. Watch the video on Guido Fawkes here:https://order-order.com/2024/12/12/watch-freezing-this-christmas-starmer-parody-song-tops-itunes-chart/

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