While the elderly are having their WFA taken away, Kier Starmer has been given a tidy sum by Labour doner and now a passkey holder into 10 Downing Street Waheed Alli.Apparently the leader of the workers' party and someone with a mission to address the poverty gap has been given £16,200 of clothes to revamp his political wardrobe by the same Mr Alli.Labour planning for PMQs will begin to sound like the 'Fast Show'"Waheed: Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?Kier: Fine. You?Waheed: Radiant, sir, radiant.Waheed: Ooh, that is a lovely suit, isn't it, sir?Kier: Yes, yes it's nice.Waheed: Ooh, suit you, sir, suit like that, ooh. Do you want one off the peg, sir, or do you want one made up?Kier: Well I'm looking for something a bit smart, I'm starting a new job.Waheed: Ooh, congratulations, sir. Will you be having your own secretary, sir?Kier: Yes. Yes, I think so.Waheed: Will you be giving it to her, sir?Kier: I'm sorry?Waheed: Your secretary, sir, will you be giving it to her?Kier: I'm not sure I understand.Waheed: Have you thought of a colour, sir? We have some excellent Blue Serge.Kier: Yes, blue, or a grey.Waheed: Oooh, suit you, sir, ooh. The ladies like a man in a suit, don't they, sir?[Kier grins and nods his head]Waheed: Were you out with a lady last-night, sir?Kier: Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.Waheed: Did she want it, sir?Kier: I beg your pardon?Waheed: The lady you were out with last-night, sir, did she want it, sir? Ooh, suit you, sir, ooh!Waheed: Ah, ah, arms. Sorry, sir, didn't mean a thing. Just making conversation, won't say another word. This...lady you were out with last-night, sir?Kier: Yes.Waheed: Known her long?Man: Yes, about four years. She's my fiancée.Waheed: Does she want it, sir?Kier: You what?Waheed: Your fiancée, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed ?.........."
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