There's someone at Tower Hill who regularly writes things like this. The best announcement I heard one was when waiting at Earl's Court a few years ago: it was a day when all the District Line trains were messed up because of a signal failure (yes, really). TfL chap made an announcement about signal failure not really telling us anything about what was happening, then turned to colleague and, forgetting to turn off his microphone, said "how the f***ing hell am I supposed to know what's happening"; nearly everyone burst out laughing except another TfL colleague rushing to the announcer's booth 🙂
Michael Ixer ● 2441d